


Brick Shorties

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As a kid I used to watch Baywatch whenever I got the chance. Dreaming of becoming a lifeguard myself, I got all the necessary certificates to fight sea-emergencies next to Pamela. Then I found out Baywatch was not a documentary and my whole life was a lie, which wasn’t a problem because I was only watching it for the …moral input.
All day everyday swim-ready summer shorts:
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All day everyday swim-ready summer short
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Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles
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Two zippered pockets
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No itchy inner mesh
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Non-patented leg-fit technology so no one sees your penis
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Very expensive branded drawcord to drive up the price
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Wear with or without boxers underneath
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Raised logo print