Teal Shorties
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These teal shorts are made to be worn all summer. It’s made out of 10 recycled plastic bottles that would have killed a baby elephant if they were not picked up from the ground. Wear these to the beach, the bar, a ballroom or to the botanical garden where you’ve organised a romantic surprise dinner for that very special person. That very special person will be a little bit upset you are showing up in shorts but she/he should understand you are making a statement against a socio-economic class society where expensive suits are used by the fortunate to separate themselves from the “lower” classes.
Wooow wooow relax Karl Marx. Go have some fun this summer.
Ps: There is no itchy inner mesh so you can wear Pockies underneath, or not!
